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You're the Tits Blank Greeting Card

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Let your friends know they're the 'tits' with this cheeky greeting card featuring two adorable long-tailed tits perched on a branch. Blank inside for your own witty message. Perfect for birthdays, thank yous, or any occasion where you want to add a touch of sass.

A2 size, blank inside, printed on 100# cardstock in Denver, CO.

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