Your Butt Lives Rent-Free Card

This card is for attraction that’s inconveniently permanent. A flirty, funny love card for the person whose butt has taken up long-term residence in your brain with zero plans to leave. 

Message: Your Butt Lives in my Head Rent-Free

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

• Blank inside
• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Includes coordinating envelope