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Your Brain is Perfect Congratulations Card

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$5.50
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$5.50

A compliment… with balance. This funny compliment card delivers equal parts flattery and sarcasm, making it perfect for partners, friends, or anyone who deserves praise without letting it go to their head. Great for birthdays, congratulations, graduations, or casual emotional validation.

Message: Your Face is Almost as Perfect as Your Brain

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Includes coordinating envelope
Your Brain is Perfect Congratulations Card
Your Brain is Perfect Congratulations Card
Your Brain is Perfect Congratulations Card
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