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You Gave Me Life Funny Mother's Day Card

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$5.50
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Sometimes honesty is the best Mother’s Day gift.

This You Gave Me Life Mother’s Day Card delivers the perfect balance of appreciation and sarcasm with the message:

“You gave me life and I gave you this folded piece of paper. I would say we're pretty even now.”

Ideal for moms who raised you with a sense of humor—or at least learned to tolerate one. Whether you’re celebrating Mother’s Day or just want to make your mom laugh, this card keeps things lighthearted and relatable.

Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt note, sarcastic remark, or loving message.


Card Details
• Text: You gave me life and I gave you this folded piece of paper. I would say we're pretty even now.
• Inside: Blank
• Size: A2 (4.25" × 5.5")

Included
• Kraft envelope
• Packaged in a protective cello sleeve


Perfect For
• Mother’s Day
• Funny mom gifts
• Moms who appreciate sarcasm
• Adult humor greeting cards

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