• White ceramic coffee mug with subtle gray gradient fair isle pattern made from hidden swear words, What the Actual F*ck, 11 oz
  • White ceramic coffee mug with subtle gray gradient fair isle pattern made from hidden swear words, What the Actual F*ck
  • Close-up detail of monochrome cross-stitch typography pattern revealing the hidden words fuck, actual, the, and what in shades of gray to charcoal
  • Side by side comparison of 15oz and 11oz hidden profanity mugs in gray monochrome fair isle pattern showing size difference
  • Woman holding gray monochrome hidden profanity mug close to her chest, cozy indoor lifestyle setting
  • Person steeping tea with a metal infuser in a gray hidden profanity mug by a window, relaxed lifestyle setting
  • Coffee being poured from a moka pot into a gray hidden profanity mug, warm indoor morning setting
  • White ceramic coffee mug with subtle gray gradient fair isle pattern made from hidden swear words, What the Actual F*ck, 15 oz
  • product specifications; 2 Sizes: 11oz (standard) and 15oz (taller) Microwave-safe for quick reheats Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning. Use top rack for reduced wear. C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free
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Dubious Doodles

WT Actual F? Subtle Gray Hidden Profanity Mug

$19.99
$19.99
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This hidden profanity mug passes every vibe check in the office kitchen. A tidy monochrome zigzag, in a fair isle pattern nobody will clock until they're standing right next to you.
Clean and understated, it's the kind of mug that says "I have my life together." 
But it does NOT have its life together. It says WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, over and over.

 

More Information

Design Details
• Classic fair isle zigzag pattern mimicking a knit sweater, printed across the front-facing panel with clean white space on either side of the handle
• Hidden message: the repeating phrase WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, rendered in a blocky cross-stitch typeface that mimics actual embroidery stitches
• Gray Stripes colorway: light gray fading to deep charcoal, monochrome and understated

Perfect For
• Surviving open-plan offices, one passive-aggressive sip at a time
• A birthday gift for someone whose resting face already says what this mug spells out
• A white elephant gift with plausible deniability and zero remorse
• Anyone who needs their coffee to match their internal monologue

Materials & Care
• Available in 11oz (0.33L) and 15oz (0.44L)
• Durable white ceramic with glossy finish and comfortable C-handle
• BPA and lead-free
• Microwave and dishwasher safe

Shipping & Returns
Shipping
• Ships from Maryland
• Item ships 2 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the mug)
• Shipping will take and additional 4-8 business days

Returns
Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products. You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.
White ceramic coffee mug with subtle gray gradient fair isle pattern made from hidden swear words, What the Actual F*ck, 11 oz
White ceramic coffee mug with subtle gray gradient fair isle pattern made from hidden swear words, What the Actual F*ck
Close-up detail of monochrome cross-stitch typography pattern revealing the hidden words fuck, actual, the, and what in shades of gray to charcoal
Side by side comparison of 15oz and 11oz hidden profanity mugs in gray monochrome fair isle pattern showing size difference
Woman holding gray monochrome hidden profanity mug close to her chest, cozy indoor lifestyle setting
Person steeping tea with a metal infuser in a gray hidden profanity mug by a window, relaxed lifestyle setting
Coffee being poured from a moka pot into a gray hidden profanity mug, warm indoor morning setting
White ceramic coffee mug with subtle gray gradient fair isle pattern made from hidden swear words, What the Actual F*ck, 15 oz
product specifications; 2 Sizes: 11oz (standard) and 15oz (taller) Microwave-safe for quick reheats Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning. Use top rack for reduced wear. C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free