• White ceramic hidden message mug, What the Actual F*ck, with colorful fair isle zigzag pattern in green, teal, blue, and purple, 11 oz
  • White ceramic hidden message mug, What the Actual F*ck, with colorful fair isle zigzag pattern in green, teal, blue, and purple
  • Close-up of colorful cross-stitch typography pattern revealing the hidden words in green, teal, blue, and purple with a Pattern Close-Up label
  • Woman with black nail polish and tattoos holding a colorful hidden profanity coffee mug while covering her mouth laughing
  • Woman in black sweater cradling a colorful hidden profanity coffee mug against her chest with a pendant necklace visible
  • Side by side comparison of 15oz and 11oz hidden profanity mugs in bright colorful fair isle pattern showing size difference
  • White ceramic hidden message mug, What the Actual F*ck, with colorful fair isle zigzag pattern in green, teal, blue, and purple 15 oz
  • product specifications; 2 Sizes: 11oz (standard) and 15oz (taller) Microwave-safe for quick reheats Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning. Use top rack for reduced wear. C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free
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Dubious Doodles

WT Actual F? Bright Colorful Hidden Profanity Mug

$19.99
$19.99
Size

This hidden profanity mug looks like a cheerful fair isle sweater pattern until someone leans in. Then they find WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, repeated across every zigzag stripe in full technicolor glory.

Your morning coffee deserves a mug with opinions. This one has several, and it's not keeping them to itself.

More Information

Design Details

• Typographic fair isle zigzag pattern built entirely from the repeating phrase WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, rendered in a blocky cross-stitch typeface that mimics knit embroidery
• Color gradient shifts from vivid green at the top through teal, cobalt blue, and violet at the base
• Pattern wraps the front panel with clean white ceramic on either side of the handle
• Printed on glossy white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle

Perfect For

• The coworker whose entire personality is barely contained enthusiasm for profanity
• A white elephant gift that will absolutely win the room
• A birthday gift for the friend who says "what the actual f*ck" at least eleven times a day
• Mother's Day, for the mom who is done pretending she doesn't swear

Materials & Care

• Available in 11oz (0.33L) and 15oz (0.44L)
• Durable white ceramic with glossy finish and comfortable C-handle
• BPA and lead-free
• Microwave and dishwasher safe

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

• Ships from Maryland
• Item ships 2 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the mug)
• Shipping will take and additional 4-8 business days

Returns

• Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.
• You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.
White ceramic hidden message mug, What the Actual F*ck, with colorful fair isle zigzag pattern in green, teal, blue, and purple, 11 oz
White ceramic hidden message mug, What the Actual F*ck, with colorful fair isle zigzag pattern in green, teal, blue, and purple
Close-up of colorful cross-stitch typography pattern revealing the hidden words in green, teal, blue, and purple with a Pattern Close-Up label
Woman with black nail polish and tattoos holding a colorful hidden profanity coffee mug while covering her mouth laughing
Woman in black sweater cradling a colorful hidden profanity coffee mug against her chest with a pendant necklace visible
Side by side comparison of 15oz and 11oz hidden profanity mugs in bright colorful fair isle pattern showing size difference
White ceramic hidden message mug, What the Actual F*ck, with colorful fair isle zigzag pattern in green, teal, blue, and purple 15 oz
product specifications; 2 Sizes: 11oz (standard) and 15oz (taller) Microwave-safe for quick reheats Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning. Use top rack for reduced wear. C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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