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We Love Dumb Bitches Funny Friendship Card

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$5.50
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$5.50

Celebrate the ultimate bond: mutual pettiness and elite taste in enemies.

The “We Love Dumb Bitches” Friendship & Galentine’s Day Card is hilariously relatable and perfect for the bestie who truly gets you. Bold, unfiltered, and laugh-out-loud funny, this card is a top pick for customers who love humor, honesty, and a little shared chaos.

Front Message:
I Love That We Hate The Same Dumb Bitches

Blank inside, so you can add your own inside jokes, love notes, or additional unhinged commentary.

Printed locally in Maryland and paired with a coordinating euroflap envelope, it’s perfect for Galentine’s Day, birthdays, or everyday bestie appreciation.

Details

  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank inside
  • Includes coordinating euroflap envelope
  • Printed locally in Maryland
  • Best for friendship, Galentine’s Day, and humor gifting

Perfect For

  • Best friends & ride-or-dies
  • Galentine’s Day
  • Friendship gifts with attitude
  • Customers who love bold, irreverent humor
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