True Crime “I’m Obsessed with You” Birthday Card

Let them know you’re obsessed — in the sassiest, most iconic way possible.

The True Crime “I’m Obsessed with You” Birthday Card is perfect for best friends, partners, spouses, or anyone who deserves a little dramatic hype on their big day. Featuring a bold, modern design and a cheeky message, this card delivers humor, love, and main character energy.

Front Message:
Someone I'm obsessed with was born today. Spoiler alert: it's you!

Blank inside, so you can add your own heartfelt note, inside joke, or chaotic affection.

Printed in Maryland and paired with a coordinating euroflap envelope, this card is a standout for birthdays and beyond.

Details

• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Blank inside
• Includes coordinating euroflap envelope
• Printed in Maryland
• Modern, funny, true crime–inspired vibe

Perfect For

• Best friends
• Partners & spouses
• True crime lovers
• People you’re totally not obsessed with (but absolutely are)