True Crime “I’m Obsessed with You” Birthday Card
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Let them know you’re obsessed — in the sassiest, most iconic way possible.
The True Crime “I’m Obsessed with You” Birthday Card is perfect for best friends, partners, spouses, or anyone who deserves a little dramatic hype on their big day. Featuring a bold, modern design and a cheeky message, this card delivers humor, love, and main character energy.
Front Message:
Someone I'm obsessed with was born today. Spoiler alert: it's you!
Blank inside, so you can add your own heartfelt note, inside joke, or chaotic affection.
Printed in Maryland and paired with a coordinating euroflap envelope, this card is a standout for birthdays and beyond.
Details
- A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
- Blank inside
- Includes coordinating euroflap envelope
- Printed in Maryland
- Modern, funny, true crime–inspired vibe
Perfect For
- Best friends
- Partners & spouses
- True crime lovers
- People you’re totally not obsessed with (but absolutely are)
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