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Titanic Door Pun Funny Love & Anytime Card

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$5.00
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Because true love means making room on the door.

This funny Titanic-inspired card is perfect for partners, crushes, spouses, or anyone who appreciates a good movie pun and a slightly dramatic declaration of love. Sweet, funny, and just the right amount of romantic, it’s ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anytime you want to remind someone they’re worth sharing your survival plan with.

Blank inside so you can add your own romantic, sarcastic, or heartfelt message.

Product Details

  • Front reads: “if we were stranded in the ocean, i'd let you on the door with me.”
  • Size: A2 (5.5" x 4.25")
  • Blank inside for your personal message
  • Printed on heavy textured linen paper
  • Includes brown kraft envelope
  • Packaged in a protective clear cello sleeve
  • Made in Ridgefield, Washington

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