Thirsty Little Vampire Mug

She stands there sweet and sulky in her too-big cape, fangs out, waiting. Turn the mug and the punchline lands: THIRSTY, dripping down the back in spiderweb letters. This little vampire has one mood and zero shame about it, which honestly makes two of you before coffee.

Original art drawn by hand, printed to stay put wash after wash. Gorgeous from across the kitchen, unhinged the second someone reads it.