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The Pettiest Soapbox

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For the ones who speak up, show up, and refuse to shrink. If you have opinions, values, or a habit of climbing onto metaphorical crates, this is your sticker.

Durable, waterproof, and UV protected vinyl. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, clipboards, and anything else you use to raise hell politely.

Honey, I shrunk the.....stickers!! Size: Approx: 2x2 in. 

The Pettiest Soapbox
The Pettiest Soapbox
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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