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The Older I Get, the More I Understand Roosters Funny Card

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Some mornings just hit different… and suddenly screaming into the void feels completely reasonable.

This funny all-occasion card perfectly captures the mood with the message:
“the older i get, the more i understand why roosters scream to start their day.”

Perfect for birthdays, work friends, parents, exhausted besties, or anyone navigating the chaos of adult life with humor intact. Equal parts relatable and hilarious, it’s a card they’ll absolutely keep.

Blank inside so you can tailor your message—encouraging, sarcastic, or delightfully unhinged.

Product Details

  • Front reads: “the older i get, the more i understand why roosters scream to start their day.”
  • Size: A2 (5.5" x 4.25")
  • Blank inside for your personal message
  • Printed on heavy textured linen paper
  • Includes brown kraft envelope
  • Packaged in a protective clear cello sleeve
  • Made in Ridgefield, Washington

Because sometimes adulthood deserves a primal scream.

The Older I Get, the More I Understand Roosters Funny Card
The Older I Get, the More I Understand Roosters Funny Card
The Older I Get, the More I Understand Roosters Funny Card
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