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"The Older I Get the Heller the No"

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This funny “The Older I Get, the Heller the No” sticker is perfect for anyone whose patience is shrinking while their boundaries are getting stronger. Featuring a glamorous vintage-style woman, it delivers plenty of sass with a retro twist.

  • Approximately 3" x 3"
  • Glossy finish
  • Water-resistant
  • Durable die-cut sticker
  • Perfect for laptops, tumblers, notebooks, Kindles, and more
"The Older I Get the Heller the No"
"The Older I Get the Heller the No"
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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