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Thanks for Not Selling Me to the Circus Funny Mom Card

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Growing up, we didn’t realize how close we came to being sold to the circus… but now? Now we get it.

This funny card is the perfect way to thank Mom for her patience, love, and incredible restraint through all those chaotic childhood moments. Sweet, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, it’s great for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or anytime Mom deserves a laugh and a little appreciation.

Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt, funny, or slightly apologetic message.

Product Details

  • Front reads: “dear mom, thanks for not feeding me to sharks or selling me to the circus. i now understand it was a real possibility.”
  • Size: A2 (5.5" x 4.25")
  • Blank inside for your personal message
  • Printed on heavy textured linen paper
  • Includes brown kraft envelope
  • Packaged in a protective clear cello sleeve
  • Made in Ridgefield, Washington

Perfect for moms who survived raising us… somehow.

Thanks for Not Selling Me to the Circus Funny Mom Card
Thanks for Not Selling Me to the Circus Funny Mom Card
Thanks for Not Selling Me to the Circus Funny Mom Card
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