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Thanks for Being a Low-Maintenance Friend Funny Card

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$5.50
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$5.50

For the friend who gets it — the one who never guilt-trips you for going MIA and always picks up where you left off.

The “Thanks for Being a Low-Maintenance Friend” card is perfect for Galentine’s Day, birthdays, or just-because moments when a full paragraph feels like too much effort (and they’d understand anyway).

Funny, warm, and painfully relatable — it’s ideal for your BFF, ride-or-die, or that magical low-pressure friendship.

Front Message:
Thanks for being a low-maintenance friend. I'd text more, but you get it.

Blank inside, so you can add your own message — heartfelt, chaotic, or a simple “ily.”

Printed locally in Maryland and paired with a coordinating euroflap envelope.

Details

  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank inside
  • Includes coordinating euroflap envelope
  • Printed locally in Maryland
  • Perfect for friendship, Galentine’s Day, birthdays, or everyday appreciation

Perfect For

  • Best friends & ride-or-dies
  • Low-maintenance friendships
  • Galentine’s Day
  • Funny, relatable gifting
  • Customers who love modern humor
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