Snap Crackle Pop Funny Getting Older Birthday Card
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Growing older means new sound effects… and none of them come from cereal.
This funny birthday card is perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or coworkers who can laugh about getting older, creaky joints, and the little surprises that come with standing up too fast. A playful way to celebrate another year while poking fun at the realities of aging.
Blank inside so you can add your own roast, heartfelt message, or birthday wishes.
Product Details
- Front reads: “i remember when snap, crackle, pop was a breakfast cereal and not the sound of your body getting up from a chair. good times.”
- Size: A2 (5.5" x 4.25")
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Printed on heavy textured linen paper
- Includes brown kraft envelope
- Packaged in a protective clear cello sleeve
- Made in Ridgefield, Washington
Perfect for anyone whose knees now make more noise than their cereal.
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