Dubious Doodles

Smash the Patriarchy Beanie

Regular price: $59.99
Regular price
Sale price: $59.99

Color: Purple

Every week brings another headline about women being stripped of respect, rights, safety, and bodily autonomy. The solution is clear: it's time to smash the patriarchy. The feminist beanie says it for you, warm, soft, and readable from across the room, so you can stop repeating yourself. Wear it until it goes out of style.

Pretty enough for Grandma's rose garden. Loud enough for the picket line. Every line, letter, and flourish is original hand-drawn artwork.

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Design Details
Hand-lettered "Smash the Patriarchy" in spiraling storybook script
Oversized spiral roses, swirl hearts, and curling vines
4-color jacquard in pink or purple, with sage, black, and gray
The phrase wraps the whole hat, so reading it takes a lap
Perfect For
A feminist hat for marches, rallies, and cold walks to the polls
A knit beanie for women who stopped lowering their voices years ago
A pink feminist beanie or a purple rose knit beanie, with a ribbed cuff that folds up
A feminist gift or protest hat for the activist who shows up to every march
Materials & Care
55% cotton, 45% polyester
Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
4-color jacquard knit
Solid color trim
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low heat
Do not bleach
No dry clean
Ironing low temp
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Ships from China
Item arrives 2 - 4 weeks after order is placed
Returns
Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 7 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by emailing hello@dubiousdoodles.com

Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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