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SIZE WS | Resting Witch Face

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No, I’m not casting a hex on you—that’s just how my face looks when you talk. Hand-dyed in a cauldron of pure, unfiltered judgment, this swirling blend of dark hues and venomous accents is the ultimate ward against small talk. Wear it to the pumpkin patch, a séance, or anywhere you want people to think twice before asking you to smile.
SIZE WS | Resting Witch Face
SIZE WS | Resting Witch Face
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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