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SIZE 2XL | Sounds Fake But Okay

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For stories, excuses, and timelines that require more imagination than evidence. Hand dyed and comfortably sarcastic, this piece lets you nod along while believing absolutely none of it.
SIZE 2XL | Sounds Fake But Okay
SIZE 2XL | Sounds Fake But Okay
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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