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Screw Valentine’s Day Cat Greeting Card

Regular price
$5.50
Regular price
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$5.50

Not feeling the Valentine’s Day romance? Same. This cheeky card is perfect for friends who’d rather skip the roses and chocolates in favor of drinks, cats, and good company.

Featuring playful cat illustrations and a relatable anti-Valentine message, this card makes a perfect Galentine’s gift, breakup humor card, or funny February pick-me-up.

Front Message:
Screw Valentine’s Day. Let’s get drunk and adopt a bunch of cats.

Inside:
Blank inside for your own message.

Product Details

  • Card size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
  • Printed on premium 120 lb (325 gsm) cardstock
  • Includes brown kraft envelope
  • Blank interior for custom messages
  • Sold individually (from wholesale case packs)

Eco-Friendly Materials

  • 100% recycled cardstock
  • 100% recycled envelope
  • Made from post-consumer materials

Perfect for Galentine’s gifts, anti-Valentine humor, cat lovers, or friends who appreciate a little sarcasm with their stationery.

Card with text &
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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