Not feeling the Valentine’s Day romance? Same. This cheeky card is perfect for friends who’d rather skip the roses and chocolates in favor of drinks, cats, and good company.
Featuring playful cat illustrations and a relatable anti-Valentine message, this card makes a perfect Galentine’s gift, breakup humor card, or funny February pick-me-up.
Front Message: Screw Valentine’s Day. Let’s get drunk and adopt a bunch of cats.
Inside: Blank inside for your own message.
Product Details
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
Printed on premium 120 lb (325 gsm) cardstock
Includes brown kraft envelope
Blank interior for custom messages
Sold individually (from wholesale case packs)
Eco-Friendly Materials
100% recycled cardstock
100% recycled envelope
Made from post-consumer materials
Perfect for Galentine’s gifts, anti-Valentine humor, cat lovers, or friends who appreciate a little sarcasm with their stationery.
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