Sassy Cat Reading Sticker – “How to Be an A**hole” Pet Humor Decal | 2” or 3” | Clear Overlay | Funny Cat Lover Gift

Meet your new favorite chaotic-cat-energy sticker! This sassy black cat is cozied up with a very educational book:

“How to Be an Ahole and Still Get Treats.”

If you’ve ever loved a cat… you already know it’s basically their autobiography.

Printed on premium, water-resistant vinyl and available in 2” or 3”, this sticker comes with a clear glossy overlay for extra durability and shine. Perfect for laptops, Kindles, water bottles, planners, and every surface that needs a little unhinged pet parent humor.

Details:

Sizes: 2” or 3”

Finish: Clear glossy overlay

Water-resistant & long-lasting

Vibrant color printing

Perfect small gift for cat lovers, librarians, sarcastic friends, or yourself

Add a dash of snark to your everyday things — your cat would absolutely approve.

Wherever possible, items are shipped in a standard letter envelope via USPS to keep shipping costs low. Etsy uses Pitney Bowes letter mail tracking for these shipments. Please note that this type of tracking is not always accurate or reliable. It is common for orders to be marked as “Delivered” several days before they actually arrive. Because of this, we kindly ask that you wait at least 10 days from the purchase date before reaching out about the status of your order. In most cases, your stickers are still safely on their way and will arrive shortly.