Santa Knows You've Been A Bitch, Funny Christmas Candles
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$20.00 - Regular price
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Give the gift of brutal honesty this holiday season with our hilarious "Santa Knows You've Been A Bitch" Christmas Candle.
We all have that one friend, sister, or coworker who belongs firmly on the naughty list—and is proud of it. This hand-poured candle features a bold, snarky label that is guaranteed to get a laugh at your white elephant exchange or holiday party. It is the perfect blend of cozy holiday vibes and unfiltered attitude.
Choose the standalone candle for a quick laugh, or upgrade to one of our gift box options to package up the perfect sassy present.
Gift Options
• Candle Only: One beautifully labeled, snarky holiday candle, carefully wrapped for safe shipping.
• Gift Box Upgrade: Includes the candle nestled inside a beautifully presented gift box with paper shred, a festive bow and an optional gift card with your personal message —ready to give straight to your favorite troublemaker.
Why It Makes the Best White Elephant Gift
• Guaranteed Laughs: The ultimate funny gift for anyone with a great sense of humor.
• Cozy & High Quality: It looks hilarious but smells incredible, making it a gift they will actually use.
• Stress-Free Gifting: The gift box option saves you time and arrives looking professionally packaged.
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