Santa Knows You’ve Been a Bitch Christmas Card | Funny Adult Holiday Card

Forget naughty or nice. Santa knows exactly what you’ve been up to.

The Santa Knows You’ve Been a Bitch Christmas Card is for the friend, sister, coworker, or favorite troublemaker who deserves a holiday greeting with a little more personality. Featuring the hilariously blunt message “Santa knows you’ve been a bitch,” this card skips the sentimental Christmas clichés in favor of something much more memorable.

Blank inside, it leaves plenty of room for your own loving, sarcastic, or equally inappropriate holiday message.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• hilariously blunt – because some relationships deserve something more entertaining than “season’s greetings”
• perfect for your favorite troublemaker – made for friends and family members who appreciate irreverent humor
• blank inside – plenty of space to continue the joke or write something unexpectedly heartfelt
• hand-drawn design – simple, bold artwork lets the message do the talking

📌 Details

• A2 greeting card
• measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded
• premium 16pt thick cardstock
• matte finish
• blank inside
• paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday-color envelope
• hand-drawn design
• reads: “Santa knows you’ve been a bitch”

💖 Perfect For

• best friends
• sisters
• coworkers with a sense of humor
• sarcastic friends
• funny Secret Santa gifts
• stocking stuffers
• adult Christmas gifts
• holiday gift exchanges
• anyone firmly established on Santa’s questionable-behavior list

Product Features

🎅 Santa Knows: There’s really no point pretending anymore
😂 Actually Funny: A Christmas card for people who don't do sappy
✍️ Blank Inside: Continue the roasting in your own words
💌 Envelope Included: Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday-color envelope