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Red Flag Starter Kit Sticker | Funny Dating Red Flag Vinyl Sticker

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$4.50
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Some people come with red flags. Others apparently arrive with the entire starter kit. 🚩🔥

The Red Flag Starter Kit Sticker turns questionable dating decisions into a delightfully literal joke, pairing the phrase “Red Flag Starter Kit” with a matchstick graphic. Because sometimes the warning signs aren't subtle. Sometimes they're practically handing you the supplies.

With a raised Spot UV texture and durable premium vinyl construction, this one deserves a spot on the water bottle you bring while listening to your best friend explain, once again, why you absolutely should not text them back.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

  • a painfully relatable dating joke – for anyone familiar with spotting red flags
  • clever matchstick design – because bad decisions occasionally need a starter kit
  • raised Spot UV details – adds texture and visual interest
  • durable premium vinyl – made for everyday use
  • made locally – manufactured and printed in Los Angeles, California

📌 Details

  • 3" sticker
  • raised Spot UV texture
  • made from 5 mil premium vinyl
  • waterproof
  • dishwasher safe
  • manufactured and printed in Los Angeles, California
  • made in the USA

💖 Perfect For

  • romance readers
  • dating humor lovers
  • red flag collectors
  • dark romance readers
  • book club friends
  • laptops and tablets
  • water bottles and tumblers
  • funny gifts for friends
  • anyone whose type may, unfortunately, be 🚩

Product Features

🚩 Red Flag Energy: A funny little warning label for questionable taste
🔥 Starter Kit Included: Matchstick imagery makes the joke even better
✨ Raised Spot UV: Textured details give the design extra dimension
💦 Waterproof: Durable premium vinyl that's also dishwasher safe

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Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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