Put Your Fucking Phone Down iron-on patch

You know what's better than doomscrolling? Birds. Birds are better. Look at them. Look how cool they are. There's rad little dinosaurs all around you doing cool shit and you want to stare at your phone screen? Please be so for real.

The photo on this patch, featuring a great blue heron, was taken by me in was taken by me in the Chicago suburbs.

Sublimation printed, embroidered patch. Iron-on backing. 4 x 2.5 inches.

No AI was used in the creation of this product or description. Fuck AI.