Pretty Close to Perfect Funny Mother’s Day Card
- Regular price
-
$5.50 - Regular price
-
- Sale price
-
$5.50
Couldn't load pickup availability
For the mom who nailed parenting — and deserves credit for it.
The “Pretty Close to Perfect” Mother’s Day Card is bold, hilarious, and perfect for moms who appreciate sass, honesty, and a well-earned compliment. It’s the ideal mix of humor, gratitude, and grown-child chaos.
Perfect for celebrating moms who aren’t perfect… but got pretty damn close.
Front Message:
You might not be perfect, but you got pretty fucking close with me. Happy Mother’s Day!
Blank inside, so you can add something heartfelt, funny, or lovingly unfiltered.
Printed locally in Maryland and paired with a coordinating euroflap envelope.
Details
- A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
- Blank inside
- Includes coordinating euroflap envelope
- Printed locally in Maryland
- Bold, funny, adult humor
Perfect For
- Moms with a strong sense of humor
- Adult children & bold gift-givers
- Funny, modern Mother’s Day shoppers
- Families who roast with love
- Anyone who hates boring, generic cards
Why Your Purchase Matters
Support independent makersVote with your walletShop a vetted, progressive marketplace
When you shop here, you’re supporting real people. You're helping small, women-owned and BIPOC-owned businesses grow and thrive. Every purchase proves that a values-driven economy isn’t just a dream, but something we’re building together, one choice at a time.