You’ve reached the age where you only get carded at the library. 📚 A brutally honest (but hilarious) birthday card for anyone whose wild nights now involve overdue notices and reusable tote bags. Featuring a playful library card illustration and peak aging millennial energy.
✔ Perfect for book lovers, introverts, librarians, and anyone embracing cozy chaos ✔ Snarky, smart, and painfully accurate ✔ Great for birthdays, book clubs, or “LOL but ouch” moments
It’s giving: “aging like a well-organized bookshelf.”
- Folded size of 4.25 x 5.5 inches - Blank inside - Comes with an A2 kraft envelope - Packaged in a cello sleeve
**Please note, color of actual card may vary slightly due to the settings of the device you are viewing the listing on.
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