• Funny retro serving platter with mid-century modern olive illustration reading Olive My Kids Are Weird, featuring four anthropomorphic green olive characters with expressive lashed eyes on a cream and dusty rose ground with atomic starburst motif
  • Close-up design detail of hand-illustrated green olive characters with heavy lash cartoon eyes and red lips under OLIVE hand-lettered block typography on retro mid-century serving platter
  • Retro olive serving platter with size callouts showing 10 by 14 inch dimensions, mid-century modern illustration with four cartoon olive faces and hand-lettered Olive My Kids Are Weird typography on cream and blush background
  • Back side of funny retro serving platter showing plain white polymer reverse next to front face with mid-century olive illustration and Olive My Kids Are Weird lettering
  • Funny retro olive serving platter being placed in dishwasher rack, showing mid-century Olive My Kids Are Weird illustration and demonstrating dishwasher-safe construction
  • Man in black t-shirt holding funny retro serving platter with four cartoon olive characters and Olive My Kids Are Weird mid-century typography against warm wood background
  • Woman placing funny retro olive serving platter with stuffed mushrooms into microwave, showing platter is microwave safe and demonstrating everyday kitchen use
  • Overhead view of funny retro olive serving platter in use with slice of cake, showing mid-century cartoon olive faces and Olive My Kids Are Weird illustration from above
  • 10x14" serving platter manufactured from revolutionary polymer that is: Microwave Safe Oven Safe (250° up to 1 hour) Dishwasher Safe CPSC-Certified FDA-Compliant for food contact 100% Made in the USA Non-toxic water based dyes Durable Finish Unbreakable
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Dubious Doodles

Olive My Kids Are Weird Serving Platter, Funny Mom Gift

$47.99
$47.99

This funny retro serving platter is the kind of thing that earns a reaction before the food even hits it. Featuring original hand-lettered illustration in a campy cute, mid-century modern style, it reads “Olive My Kids Are Weird” because honestly, same. Part retro kitsch pattern, part grandma’s house style with a punchline: it’s the platter your kitchen didn’t know it needed.

Your table already has enough plain white platters. This one has opinions.

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A retro olive pun platter reading Olive My Kids Are Weird in campy mid-century style. Unbreakable 10x14 inch polymer, dishwasher safe, made to order.
Funny retro serving platter with mid-century modern olive illustration reading Olive My Kids Are Weird, featuring four anthropomorphic green olive characters with expressive lashed eyes on a cream and dusty rose ground with atomic starburst motif
Close-up design detail of hand-illustrated green olive characters with heavy lash cartoon eyes and red lips under OLIVE hand-lettered block typography on retro mid-century serving platter
Retro olive serving platter with size callouts showing 10 by 14 inch dimensions, mid-century modern illustration with four cartoon olive faces and hand-lettered Olive My Kids Are Weird typography on cream and blush background
Back side of funny retro serving platter showing plain white polymer reverse next to front face with mid-century olive illustration and Olive My Kids Are Weird lettering
Funny retro olive serving platter being placed in dishwasher rack, showing mid-century Olive My Kids Are Weird illustration and demonstrating dishwasher-safe construction
Man in black t-shirt holding funny retro serving platter with four cartoon olive characters and Olive My Kids Are Weird mid-century typography against warm wood background
Woman placing funny retro olive serving platter with stuffed mushrooms into microwave, showing platter is microwave safe and demonstrating everyday kitchen use
Overhead view of funny retro olive serving platter in use with slice of cake, showing mid-century cartoon olive faces and Olive My Kids Are Weird illustration from above
10x14" serving platter manufactured from revolutionary polymer that is: Microwave Safe Oven Safe (250° up to 1 hour) Dishwasher Safe CPSC-Certified FDA-Compliant for food contact 100% Made in the USA Non-toxic water based dyes Durable Finish Unbreakable
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