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Romantique Books

Nursing Home Funny Mother’s Day Card

$5.50
$5.50

For moms who raised kids with a sense of humor—and can take a joke.

This Sassy Mother’s Day Card delivers bold, sarcastic humor with the message:

“If you think this Mother’s Day card sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you.”

Perfect for families who show love through teasing and laughter. It’s the kind of card that gets a shocked look… followed by a laugh.

Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt message, apology, or reassurance that you’ll actually pick a nice nursing home.

Card Details
• Text: If you think this Mother’s Day card sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you.
• Inside: Blank
• Size: A2 (4.25" × 5.5")

Included
• Kraft envelope
• Packaged in a protective cello sleeve

Perfect For
• Mother’s Day
• Moms with a bold sense of humor
• Sarcastic greeting cards
• Funny family jokes

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