• Hidden message embroidery pattern ceramic mug in gray stripes on lavender background with purple sparkles
  • Close-up of gray and charcoal embroidery stitch pattern on hidden message mug showing alternating light and dark bands
  • Woman with curly hair holding gray stripes hidden message embroidery mug in front of face
  • Gray stripes hidden message embroidery mug shown in both 15oz and 11oz sizes side by side
  • Person with white beard brewing loose-leaf tea in gray stripes hidden message embroidery mug
  • Woman drinking from gray stripes hidden message embroidery mug, wearing burgundy sweater
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Dubious Doodles

Hidden Message Mug, No Time for Your Bullshit Gray

$19.99
$19.99
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This hidden message mug looks like it belongs in a design magazine. Alternating bands of silver-gray and charcoal stitchwork wrap the ceramic body in a pattern that reads as sophisticated textile art, minimalist and deliberate. The kind of mug that sits on a desk and says nothing. Except it does say something. Woven into the embroidery-style rows is a message most people will completely miss: "I do not have time for your bullshit."

Understated on the outside. Unrepentant on the inside. Pick your size and let the stitching speak for itself.

Want the same message with more volume? Meet the colorful version.

More Information

A minimalist gray stitchwork hidden message mug hiding I do not have time for your bullshit in the needlework. Neutral palette, strong opinions. 11oz and 15oz.
Hidden message embroidery pattern ceramic mug in gray stripes on lavender background with purple sparkles
Close-up of gray and charcoal embroidery stitch pattern on hidden message mug showing alternating light and dark bands
Woman with curly hair holding gray stripes hidden message embroidery mug in front of face
Gray stripes hidden message embroidery mug shown in both 15oz and 11oz sizes side by side
Person with white beard brewing loose-leaf tea in gray stripes hidden message embroidery mug
Woman drinking from gray stripes hidden message embroidery mug, wearing burgundy sweater
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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