Hidden Message Mug, No Time for Your Bullshit Gray

This hidden message mug looks like it belongs in a design magazine. Alternating bands of silver-gray and charcoal stitchwork wrap the ceramic body in a pattern that reads as sophisticated textile art, minimalist and deliberate. The kind of mug that sits on a desk and says nothing. Except it does say something. Woven into the embroidery-style rows is a message most people will completely miss: "I do not have time for your bullshit."

Understated on the outside. Unrepentant on the inside. Pick your size and let the stitching speak for itself.

Want the same message with more volume? Meet the colorful version.