No Time for Your Bullshit, Colorful Hidden Message Mug

This hidden message mug is the most diplomatic way to communicate your feelings before 9am. Woven into the intricate rows of this embroidery-pattern ceramic mug is a message most people will completely miss: "I do not have time for your bullshit." The colorful stitch-style bands shift from teal through cobalt, violet, and hot pink, making the whole thing look like a craft sampler your grandmother would be proud of. She wouldn’t be. But it looks like she would be.

It’s a work of textile art until someone leans in. Then it’s a confession. Pick your size and let the stitching do the talking.

Prefer your profanity in grayscale? Meet the gray version.