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Monster Ski Creepmas Card | Classic Horror Christmas Card

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$6.50
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The weather outside is frightful, but the monsters seem to be doing just fine.

The Monster Ski Creepmas Card sends classic horror icons on a delightfully retro winter getaway, complete with snowy Transylvanian slopes, ski gear, après-ski drinks, and a cozy fire. The mid-century modern-inspired artwork gives traditional Christmas-card cheer a wonderfully monstrous makeover.

With “The Weather Outside is Frightful” printed across the front and a blank interior, there's plenty of room to add your own season's greetings—whether they're merry, scary, or somewhere in between.

✨ Why You'll Love It

  • playful mashup of classic horror and Christmas
  • mid-century modern-inspired illustration
  • features monsters enjoying a snowy ski vacation
  • blank inside for your own holiday message
  • generously sized 5" x 7" card
  • printed in small batches in the USA
  • assembled by hand
  • original artwork by Terrence Horan

📌 Product Details

  • 1 Creepmas greeting card
  • card size: 5" x 7"
  • blank inside
  • includes a 100% recycled envelope
  • heavyweight matte cardstock
  • printed in small batches in the USA
  • assembled by hand
  • art by Terrence Horan

🎄 Perfect For

  • horror fans
  • classic monster lovers
  • spooky Christmas celebrations
  • Creepmas enthusiasts
  • retro and mid-century design lovers
  • horror-loving friends and family
  • unconventional holiday card exchanges
  • spooky stocking stuffers
  • anyone whose Christmas spirit has fangs

Product Features

🎿 Après-Ski, But Make It Monstrous: Even creatures of the night deserve a winter vacation.

🔥 Frightful Weather Approved: Cozy fire, snowy mountains, and a house full of monsters. Holiday perfection.

👻 Creepmas Cheer: A festive alternative for people who'd rather keep a little Halloween in their Christmas.

✍️ You Supply the Ending: The blank interior is ready for heartfelt wishes, terrible monster puns, or seasonally appropriate threats.

A square greeting card with a kraft envelope, featuring a whimsical winter illustration of three green-skinned characters in a snowy room. The card is placed on top of patterned wrapping paper with a spool of ribbon visible in the lower left.
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