Merry Christmas, Bitch | Funny Snarky Christmas Card
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For the friend who deserves warm holiday wishes, festive cheer, and absolutely no unnecessary formality.
The Merry Christmas, Bitch Card pairs a pretty pink background and decorative bow details with a delightfully blunt “Merry Christmas, bitch.” It’s sweet, festive, and just inappropriate enough for the best friend who would be deeply concerned if you suddenly sent them something sentimental and tasteful.
Because nothing says friendship quite like insulting each other affectionately at Christmas.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
- reads “Merry Christmas, bitch”
- snarky alternative to traditional Christmas cards
- playful pink holiday design
- hand-drawn artwork
- blank inside for your own message
📌 Details
- A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5" folded
- premium 16pt thick cardstock
- matte finish
- blank inside
- paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope
- hand drawn
💖 Perfect For
- best friends and besties
- your favorite bitch
- snarky Christmas card exchanges
- friends who hate overly sentimental cards
- funny stocking stuffers
- anyone whose love language is affectionate insults
Product Features
🎄 Snarky Holiday Greeting: Christmas cheer with considerably more personality
🎀 Playful Design: Pink background with festive illustrated bows
😂 Best-Friend Approved: Made for the people you love enough to lovingly insult
✍️ Blank Interior: Add something heartfelt, ridiculous, or wildly inappropriate
💌 Premium Cardstock: Printed on thick 16pt cardstock with a matte finish
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