• Funny KPI profanity hardcover journal with vintage equestrian embroidered design in cream on dark brown, hand-lettered title reading KPIs and other horseshit
  • Close-up detail of hand-lettered text reading KPIs and other horseshit on parchment cartouche with embroidered chain-link border and floral stars
  • Close-up detail of vintage equestrian embroidered design showing galloping horses, sunburst medallion, and scrolling chain flourishes in cream on dark brown
  • KPI profanity journal front cover with dimensions labeled 5.75 inches wide by 8 inches tall, one size
  • Funny KPI profanity journal open flat showing front and back covers with matching vintage equestrian embroidered horse and sunburst design, designed on both sides
  • KPI profanity journal lying open flat on conference table beside silver pen showing both covers with vintage equestrian embroidered design
  • Funny KPI profanity journal on brown leather desk pad beside coffee mug and pen holder in office desk lifestyle setting
  • Funny KPI profanity journal on white desk next to laptop and small succulent plant in work from home lifestyle setting
  • KPI profanity hardcover journal with vintage equestrian design lying on round wooden surface showing front cover
  • KPI profanity hardcover journal open to lined interior pages showing white perforated lined paper
  • Product details graphic for KPI profanity journal showing specs: 5.75 by 8 inches, sturdy hardcover, soft-touch matte laminate, 75 leaves of lined paper, perforated pages
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Dubious Doodles

KPIs & Profanity, Funny Vintage Equestrian Hardcover Journal

$15.99
$15.99

This funny KPI profanity journal looks like it was pulled from a 19th-century riding library until you read the cover. Designed to hold 150 pages of your most unhinged meeting notes, strategic doodles, and thoughts too honest for Slack, it's bound in a hardcover that says what everyone's thinking but no one's allowed to put on the quarterly report.

Your metrics are made up and the points don't matter. Might as well write it down somewhere beautiful.

Funny KPI profanity hardcover journal with vintage equestrian embroidered design in cream on dark brown, hand-lettered title reading KPIs and other horseshit
Close-up detail of hand-lettered text reading KPIs and other horseshit on parchment cartouche with embroidered chain-link border and floral stars
Close-up detail of vintage equestrian embroidered design showing galloping horses, sunburst medallion, and scrolling chain flourishes in cream on dark brown
KPI profanity journal front cover with dimensions labeled 5.75 inches wide by 8 inches tall, one size
Funny KPI profanity journal open flat showing front and back covers with matching vintage equestrian embroidered horse and sunburst design, designed on both sides
KPI profanity journal lying open flat on conference table beside silver pen showing both covers with vintage equestrian embroidered design
Funny KPI profanity journal on brown leather desk pad beside coffee mug and pen holder in office desk lifestyle setting
Funny KPI profanity journal on white desk next to laptop and small succulent plant in work from home lifestyle setting
KPI profanity hardcover journal with vintage equestrian design lying on round wooden surface showing front cover
KPI profanity hardcover journal open to lined interior pages showing white perforated lined paper
Product details graphic for KPI profanity journal showing specs: 5.75 by 8 inches, sturdy hardcover, soft-touch matte laminate, 75 leaves of lined paper, perforated pages