KPIs and Other Horseshit, Softcover Journal

It looks like something you’d find on a shelf in an old-west saddlery. It reads like the resignation letter you keep rewriting in your head during quarterly reviews. This softcover funny work journal wraps your most professional frustrations in hand-stitched embroidery so beautiful, nobody will suspect a thing.

Every line, letter, and stitched flourish is original hand-drawn artwork. Your metrics may be meaningless, but your stationery doesn’t have to be.