Killer Christmas Card | Slasher Horror Holiday Card

Have yourself a merry little massacre. 🎄🔪

The Killer Christmas Card brings slasher season straight into the holidays with a lineup of horror movie-inspired killers dressed for the occasion. Santa hats, wrapped presents, festive sweaters—and an alarming number of sharp objects—make this the Christmas card for anyone whose holiday movie marathon contains considerably more screaming than sleigh bells.

Featuring the gloriously cheerful message “Have a Killer Christmas!”, this horror fan-art card is blank inside so you can add your own festive greeting. Sweet, sentimental, mildly threatening—you have options.

✨ Why You'll Love It

• horror movie-inspired Christmas artwork
• playful homage to iconic slasher films
• “Have a Killer Christmas!” front message
• combines holiday cheer with horror fandom
• blank interior for your own message
• original fan art by Terrence Horan
• sustainably sourced and printed in the artist's studio

📌 Product Details

• 1 Killer Christmas greeting card
• card size: 5" x 7"
• blank inside
• includes a 100% recycled envelope
• heavyweight matte recycled linen cardstock
• sustainably sourced
• printed in the artist's studio
• homage/fan art by Terrence Horan

🔪 Perfect For

• horror movie fans
• slasher fans
• spooky Christmas celebrations
• horror-loving friends and family
• unconventional holiday cards
• scary movie marathon buddies
• horror collectors
• Creepmas gifts
• anyone who considers horror a year-round lifestyle

Product Features

🎅 Slasher Bells Are Ringing: Nothing says Christmas quite like Santa hats and an assortment of deeply concerning weapons.

🎁 Presents to Die For: Our festive murder crew even brought gifts. Don't ask what's in the boxes.

🔪 Spooky Season Never Ends: Halloween is over only if you allow it to be.

✍️ Blank Inside: Add your own Christmas wishes, horror jokes, or a reassuring note that the package definitely isn't ticking.