Kennedizine

KENNEDIZINE™
Extended-Release Controversy

60-count | Unscented | Leak-Proof | Heavy Duty | Printed on the Inside

Formulated for marginalized healthcare workers. Prescribed for the scientific community whose grants and funding have been cut. Trusted by dog owners who've simply had enough.

Clinically proven* to provide instant relief when used to pick up pet waste or troll our nation's top health official.

Ask your vet if Kennedizine is right for you. Side effects include bursts of laughter, intangible satisfaction, and a positive outlook on pet waste cleanup.

*Not clinically proven. It's a dog poop bag.

Specifications

• Plant-based. PBAT + PLA + corn starch. Compostable in 90 days (industrial, ASTM D6400).
• Leak-proof. 18-micron plant-based film (PSM), leak-tested 3×.
• Generous size. 9″×13″ — large enough to cover your hand for sanitary cleanup.
• 60 bags per box on 4 rolls of 15. EZ Tear System.
• Responsibly made. BSCI-certified facility. Non-toxic water-based ink. Packaging made of recycled materials.

Resistant to water, dictators, fascists, tech bros, and oligarchs.

Helps make the world less shitty.