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It's Christmas, Bitch Retro Reindeer Card

Regular price
$6.49
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$6.49
Pack Sizes
Color: Pink

You love the holidays. You could do without the sentimentality. Funny adult Christmas cards for the friends who would be insulted by anything less.

Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Every line, letter, and flourish is original hand-drawn artwork.

 

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Perfect For
Funny Christmas cards for friends who have heard every polite greeting already
Secret Santa and white elephant gifts that need a card with matching energy
Hilarious adult Christmas cards for the coworker who will absolutely laugh
Funny reindeer Christmas cards in cream, pink, or blue to match your wrapping
Design Details
Mid-century figurine-style reindeer with tiny antlers, rosy cheeks, lashes, and a green velvet bow tie
"It's Christmas," in black serif over BITCH. in giant distressed pink letters
Glittery teal snowflakes on cream, pink, or blue
Materials & Care
5x7 inch
Available asSingle Card5 pack10 pack
Blank Inside
120lb Silk Cover - slight sheen Between a gloss and a matt
White sealable envelope included 5.25x7.25"
Print Technique
Digital printed with inkjet printers
Product Note
Cards are folded intentionally offset to allow a slight overhang so they can be easily opened. The card fold will remain white due to the offset.

Made for You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Cards are shipped within 4 business days via USPS. Expect delivery within 12 days from delivery

Returns
You have 7 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

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