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I'm Too Autistic For This Sh** Unisex fit t-shirt

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$32.00
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Color: Brown
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Loud noises, harsh smells, too many colors – UGH – the DRAMA of it all! Does it have to be so over the top? Sometimes you just need your tank to do the talking for you, and you need the message to be loud and clear. Help people get the hint and know for sure that you’ve got a low tolerance for bullsh*t. Just for that reason, we’ve made this shirt tagless and extra soft for you.

And if you don’t quite feel like cussing about it, we have a swearless version of this design available as well. 

We Proudly Use Bella + Canvas


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
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