I'd Shank A Bitch For You Funny Greeting Card

Bold, unapologetic, and fiercely loyal, this greeting card is made for ride-or-die relationships. Perfect for best friends, partners, or anyone who deserves your slightly unhinged loyalty, it delivers humor with just the right amount of emotional support.

Great for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day, anniversaries, or everyday “you’re my person” moments, this card is perfect for shoppers looking for something funny and irreverent without being overly sentimental.

Card Message (Front):
I'd Shank a Bitch for You

Details:

• A2 folded greeting card (4.25" × 5.5")
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes coordinating euroflap envelope
• Printed locally in Maryland
• Perfect for friendships, partners, or loyalty-themed gifting

An easy impulse add-on for customers shopping for gifts, books, or self-care bundles.