• Three side-by-side views of the Gray Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — graduating black, charcoal, gray, and light gray chevron embroidery stripe pattern on white stainless steel body
  • All three colorway options for the hidden message skinny tumbler side by side — Preppy Stripes in burgundy and green, Gray Stripes in black and charcoal, and Ocean Stripes in navy and teal, each with a plastic straw
  • Close-up of the preppy stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — interlocking embroidery-style letterforms in sage green, forest green, burgundy, and blush pink revealing the hidden message
  • Close-up of the ocean stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — dense cross-stitch and embroidery-style letterforms spelling the hidden message in navy, sky blue, teal, and green on white
  • Close-up of the gray stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — cross-stitch style letterforms in graduating black, charcoal, gray, and light gray tones concealing the hidden message within the decorative textile design
  • Size chart for the hidden message skinny tumbler — 8.3 inches tall by 2.8 inch diameter, with sliding lid top view and 9-inch plastic straw shown alongside preppy stripes colorway
  • Features graphic showing food-grade stainless steel interior, sliding splash-proof clear plastic lid detail, and smooth stainless steel base of the hidden message skinny tumbler
  • Hand holding a 20 oz skinny stainless steel tumbler with hidden message embroidery stripe design in preppy colorway — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink chevron bands wrapping the white tumbler body
  • Hidden message skinny tumbler with straw in a car cupholder, preppy stripes colorway — burgundy and sage green embroidery-pattern stripe bands visible on white stainless steel body
  • Hidden message stainless steel tumbler displayed on a work desk next to coffee equipment, ocean stripes colorway — navy, sky blue, teal, and green embroidery-style stripe bands, lid shown separately beside the tumbler
  • Hidden message skinny tumbler with straw in a car cupholder, preppy stripes colorway — burgundy and sage green embroidery-pattern stripe bands visible on white stainless steel body
  • Infographic showing the hidden message skinny tumbler keeps drinks hot 6 hours and cold 12 hours — split orange and blue background with gray stripes colorway tumbler shown
  • 20 oz hidden message tumbler on a rustic wood surface with lid off beside it, gray stripes colorway — black, gray, and charcoal embroidery stripe chevron bands on white body with latte art visible inside
  • 20 oz hidden message skinny tumbler held in an urban setting, gray stripes colorway — four horizontal chevron wave bands in black, charcoal, gray, and light gray on white
  • Product specs graphic for the I Love My Asshole Kids hidden message skinny tumbler — lists size, colorways, materials, and care instructions
  • Three side-by-side views of the Ocean Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green chevron embroidery stripe design rotating around white stainless steel body
  • Three side-by-side views of the Preppy Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink embroidery stripe chevron pattern on white stainless steel body
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Dubious Doodles

I love my asshole kids, Hidden Message Skinny Tumbler 20 oz

$22.50
$22.50
Color: Gray Stripes

This hidden message tumbler is the funny mom tumbler that requires a double-take. On the surface: a clean white stainless steel tumbler wrapped in four bands of what looks like intricate embroidery-pattern stripe work; geometric, textile-inspired, tasteful enough to use at school pickup. Look closer and the stripes spell out "I Love My Asshole Kids," repeated across every stripe in cross-stitch letterforms. It's the long game of gift-giving.

Comes in three color combinations so you can match the vibe: understated gray for the mom who keeps it low-key, ocean tones for the coastal-aesthetic crowd, or preppy stripes for the one who looks put-together right up until you read the mug.

More Information

A fair isle skinny tumbler hiding I Love My Asshole Kid in the cross stitch. Insulated 20oz stainless steel, three colorways. Honest mom drinkware.
Three side-by-side views of the Gray Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — graduating black, charcoal, gray, and light gray chevron embroidery stripe pattern on white stainless steel body
All three colorway options for the hidden message skinny tumbler side by side — Preppy Stripes in burgundy and green, Gray Stripes in black and charcoal, and Ocean Stripes in navy and teal, each with a plastic straw
Close-up of the preppy stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — interlocking embroidery-style letterforms in sage green, forest green, burgundy, and blush pink revealing the hidden message
Close-up of the ocean stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — dense cross-stitch and embroidery-style letterforms spelling the hidden message in navy, sky blue, teal, and green on white
Close-up of the gray stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — cross-stitch style letterforms in graduating black, charcoal, gray, and light gray tones concealing the hidden message within the decorative textile design
Size chart for the hidden message skinny tumbler — 8.3 inches tall by 2.8 inch diameter, with sliding lid top view and 9-inch plastic straw shown alongside preppy stripes colorway
Features graphic showing food-grade stainless steel interior, sliding splash-proof clear plastic lid detail, and smooth stainless steel base of the hidden message skinny tumbler
Hand holding a 20 oz skinny stainless steel tumbler with hidden message embroidery stripe design in preppy colorway — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink chevron bands wrapping the white tumbler body
Hidden message skinny tumbler with straw in a car cupholder, preppy stripes colorway — burgundy and sage green embroidery-pattern stripe bands visible on white stainless steel body
Hidden message stainless steel tumbler displayed on a work desk next to coffee equipment, ocean stripes colorway — navy, sky blue, teal, and green embroidery-style stripe bands, lid shown separately beside the tumbler
Hidden message skinny tumbler with straw in a car cupholder, preppy stripes colorway — burgundy and sage green embroidery-pattern stripe bands visible on white stainless steel body
Infographic showing the hidden message skinny tumbler keeps drinks hot 6 hours and cold 12 hours — split orange and blue background with gray stripes colorway tumbler shown
20 oz hidden message tumbler on a rustic wood surface with lid off beside it, gray stripes colorway — black, gray, and charcoal embroidery stripe chevron bands on white body with latte art visible inside
20 oz hidden message skinny tumbler held in an urban setting, gray stripes colorway — four horizontal chevron wave bands in black, charcoal, gray, and light gray on white
Product specs graphic for the I Love My Asshole Kids hidden message skinny tumbler — lists size, colorways, materials, and care instructions
Three side-by-side views of the Ocean Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green chevron embroidery stripe design rotating around white stainless steel body
Three side-by-side views of the Preppy Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink embroidery stripe chevron pattern on white stainless steel body