• Three-view display of the Preppy Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid tumbler — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink fair isle typographic pattern on white skinny tumbler
  • All three colorways of the I Love My Asshole Kid hidden message skinny tumbler — Ocean Stripes, Preppy Stripes, and Gray Stripes side by side with straws included
  • Close-up of the Ocean Stripes typographic pattern on the hidden message tumbler — navy and blue letterforms spelling I Love My Asshole Kid in cross-stitch grid style
  • Close-up of the Preppy Stripes pattern on the I Love My Asshole Kid tumbler — sage green and burgundy embroidery-style letterforms visible in the chevron bands
  • Close-up of the Gray Stripes pattern on the hidden message fair isle tumbler — black and charcoal geometric letterforms spelling I Love My Asshole Kid in dense cross-stitch style
  • Three-view display of the Ocean Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green chevron typographic bands on white 20oz stainless steel
  • Three-view display of the Gray Stripes hidden message tumbler — black, charcoal, medium gray, and light gray chevron band pattern on white 20oz stainless steel
  • Features closeup for the hidden message skinny tumbler — food grade stainless steel interior, sliding splash-proof lid, smooth stainless bottom
  • Size chart for the I Love My Asshole Kid fair isle tumbler — 8.3 inches tall, 2.8 inch diameter, sliding lid shown from above, 9-inch plastic straw included
  • Insulation performance graphic for the hidden message fair isle tumbler — keeps hot 6 hours, cold 12 hours, shown with Preppy Stripes colorway cutaway
  • Preppy Stripes hidden message tumbler held up on a busy city street — burgundy, sage green, dark forest green, and blush pink chevron band pattern wraps the white 20oz skinny tumbler
  • Coffee being poured into the Preppy Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid skinny tumbler on a kitchen counter — burgundy and green chevron hidden message pattern visible on white body
  • Ocean Stripes hidden message tumbler on a rustic wood table with latte art visible inside — navy, teal, and green cross-stitch stripe pattern, lid resting beside it
  • Ocean Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid 20oz tumbler standing on an office desk surrounded by papers and keyboard — navy to forest green gradient typographic band pattern
  • Ocean Stripes hidden profanity tumbler in a car cup holder with straw in lid — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green typographic cross-stitch pattern bands on white 20oz tumbler
  • Gray Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid fair isle tumbler held outdoors on a patio — four tonal bands in black, charcoal, medium gray, and light gray on white stainless steel
  • Product specs card for the I Love My Asshole Kid hidden message tumbler — 20oz skinny straight stainless steel, three colorways listed: Gray Stripes, Ocean Stripes, Preppy Stripes
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Dubious Doodles

I Love My Asshole Kid Hidden Message Skinny Tumbler 20oz

$22.50
$22.50
Color: Preppy Stripes

This hidden message tumbler says what every parent is thinking, “ I Love My Asshole Kid”  spelled out in a fair isle cross-stitch pattern that looks like tasteful art from across the room.

It’s the thing you’d embroider on a pillow if you weren’t worried about house guests. Now it’s on a tumbler that keeps your coffee hot while your patience cools.

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A skinny tumbler that looks like embroidery art until you read I Love My Asshole Kids in the stripes. Insulated 20oz, three colorways, made to order.
Three-view display of the Preppy Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid tumbler — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink fair isle typographic pattern on white skinny tumbler
All three colorways of the I Love My Asshole Kid hidden message skinny tumbler — Ocean Stripes, Preppy Stripes, and Gray Stripes side by side with straws included
Close-up of the Ocean Stripes typographic pattern on the hidden message tumbler — navy and blue letterforms spelling I Love My Asshole Kid in cross-stitch grid style
Close-up of the Preppy Stripes pattern on the I Love My Asshole Kid tumbler — sage green and burgundy embroidery-style letterforms visible in the chevron bands
Close-up of the Gray Stripes pattern on the hidden message fair isle tumbler — black and charcoal geometric letterforms spelling I Love My Asshole Kid in dense cross-stitch style
Three-view display of the Ocean Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green chevron typographic bands on white 20oz stainless steel
Three-view display of the Gray Stripes hidden message tumbler — black, charcoal, medium gray, and light gray chevron band pattern on white 20oz stainless steel
Features closeup for the hidden message skinny tumbler — food grade stainless steel interior, sliding splash-proof lid, smooth stainless bottom
Size chart for the I Love My Asshole Kid fair isle tumbler — 8.3 inches tall, 2.8 inch diameter, sliding lid shown from above, 9-inch plastic straw included
Insulation performance graphic for the hidden message fair isle tumbler — keeps hot 6 hours, cold 12 hours, shown with Preppy Stripes colorway cutaway
Preppy Stripes hidden message tumbler held up on a busy city street — burgundy, sage green, dark forest green, and blush pink chevron band pattern wraps the white 20oz skinny tumbler
Coffee being poured into the Preppy Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid skinny tumbler on a kitchen counter — burgundy and green chevron hidden message pattern visible on white body
Ocean Stripes hidden message tumbler on a rustic wood table with latte art visible inside — navy, teal, and green cross-stitch stripe pattern, lid resting beside it
Ocean Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid 20oz tumbler standing on an office desk surrounded by papers and keyboard — navy to forest green gradient typographic band pattern
Ocean Stripes hidden profanity tumbler in a car cup holder with straw in lid — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green typographic cross-stitch pattern bands on white 20oz tumbler
Gray Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid fair isle tumbler held outdoors on a patio — four tonal bands in black, charcoal, medium gray, and light gray on white stainless steel
Product specs card for the I Love My Asshole Kid hidden message tumbler — 20oz skinny straight stainless steel, three colorways listed: Gray Stripes, Ocean Stripes, Preppy Stripes