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"I Hope Every Table You Sit at Wobbles"

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For when you don’t wish them actual harm… just a lifetime of minor inconveniences. “I Hope Every Table You Sit At Wobbles” is the perfect amount of petty, sarcastic, and harmlessly unhinged.

A funny addition to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, Kindles, and more—and a great gift for your equally petty best friend.

Approx:3.25x3.25"

Gloss Covering

Water Resistant

Diecut

"I Hope Every Table You Sit at Wobbles"
"I Hope Every Table You Sit at Wobbles"
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