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I Hate That Bitch Too Funny Friendship Greeting Card

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Some friendships aren’t built on shared hobbies — they’re built on shared enemies.

This hilarious friendship card perfectly captures that bonding moment when your friend vents… and you immediately know exactly who they’re talking about. Featuring the message:

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. You had me at ‘I hate that bitch too.’”

It’s perfect for best friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who appreciates a little petty solidarity and a lot of humor.

Great for birthdays, breakups, encouragement, or just because your friend needs emotional support and mild chaos.

Blank inside so you can add your own message — supportive, savage, or somewhere in between.

Product Details

  • Front reads: Roses are red. Violets are blue. You had me at “I hate that bitch too.”
  • Size: A2 (5.5" x 4.25")
  • Blank inside for your personal message
  • Printed on heavy, thick cardstock
  • Includes white A2 envelope
  • Packaged in a protective clear cello sleeve
  • Made in Ridgefield, Washington

Because sometimes friendship means saying, “Tell me everything.”

Red card with white text on a white background
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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