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I Can Name More Serial Killers Sticker | Funny Horror Fan Vinyl Sticker

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Some people know state capitals. Some people have an alarming amount of completely unnecessary knowledge about serial killers. We all have our strengths.

The I Can Name More Serial Killers Than Capitals Sticker reads, “I can name more serial killers than capitals,” in bold red and white lettering on a black letter board design. It’s a wonderfully questionable little declaration for horror fans, true crime enthusiasts, and anyone whose brain has decided that is the information worth retaining.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, journal, phone case, or anywhere else that could use a warning about your particular area of expertise.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

  • darkly funny design – perfect for anyone with a slightly morbid sense of humor
  • made for horror fans – an easy addition to a spooky sticker collection
  • bold letter board style – black, white, and red artwork makes the saying stand out
  • durable vinyl – suitable for both indoor and outdoor use

📌 Details

  • measures 3" x 1.9"
  • high-quality durable vinyl
  • waterproof
  • weather resistant
  • suitable for indoor and outdoor use
  • printed and shipped with care in the USA
  • part of a fall and Halloween sticker collection

💖 Perfect For

  • horror movie fans
  • true crime enthusiasts
  • spooky season lovers
  • Halloween sticker collections
  • fans of dark humor
  • horror lover gifts
  • laptops and phone cases
  • water bottles
  • journals and planners
  • car windows and coolers

Product Features

🔪 Morbidly Relatable: For brains containing significantly more murder trivia than geography
🎃 Spooky Season Ready: An easy addition to Halloween and horror collections
💧 Waterproof: Made from durable vinyl for indoor or outdoor use
🖤 Dark Humor Approved: Because knowing all 50 state capitals was apparently less important

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