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Holiday Reading Trigger Warnings Card | Funny Bookish Holiday Card

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$5.50
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Some readers want cozy Christmas stories. Some of us want our holiday reading to come with a list of content warnings and several questionable decisions.

The Holiday Reading Trigger Warnings Card is made for the reader whose seasonal TBR leans a little darker than your average Hallmark movie. Featuring the phrase “Here’s to holiday reading that requires trigger warnings,” this festive red bookish card is a delightfully specific holiday greeting for romance readers, dark romance devotees, romantasy fans, and anyone who considers emotional damage part of the reading experience.

Blank inside, so you can add your own appropriately unhinged holiday wishes.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

  • funny holiday card created specifically for book lovers
  • perfect for readers with darker or spicier reading tastes
  • festive red design featuring an open book and holiday stars
  • blank interior gives you plenty of room for your own message
  • an easy addition to a bookish holiday gift or reader gift bundle

📌 Details

  • A2 holiday greeting card
  • measures 4.25" × 5.5"
  • reads: “Here’s to holiday reading that requires trigger warnings”
  • blank inside
  • includes matching kraft envelope

💖 Perfect For

  • romance and dark romance readers
  • romantasy and fantasy romance fans
  • book club friends
  • avid readers
  • holiday book exchanges
  • bookish stocking stuffers
  • reader gift bundles
  • the friend whose TBR requires checking the content warnings first

May your holidays be merry, bright, and absolutely terrible for the fictional characters.

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