Design Details
• 360° wrap design — the profanity goes all the way around, no blank side to hide behind
• Text rendered in angular, serif-heavy cross-stitch letterforms that interlock and overlap forming chevron bands mimicking classic fair isle or Nordic knit patterns.
• Available in three color options: Purple Ombre (black fading to deep violet), Bright Stripes (green through teal, navy, and purple), and Gray Stripes (light gray to charcoal — the subtle option for public-facing desks)
• At arm’s length, it reads as geometric texture; up close, it reads as your inner monologue
Perfect For
• The commuter who needs their road rage to be portable and insulated
• Desk workers who want their feelings on display without technically violating the employee handbook
• A white elephant gift that wins the exchange and possibly gets you called into a meeting
• Anyone who loved the Hidden Message Coffee Mug but needed something with a lid for the chaos of daily life
Materials & Care
• White tumbler body with stainless steel accents at rim and base
• Capacity 20oz,
• Product Size: 2.8"x3.4"x6.6".
• Double-walled stainless steel keeps drinks hot or cold for hours — with a sealed push-pull polysterene lid for sip-direct or straw use.
• Stability its wide-top, narrow-bottom design ensures stable placement in car cup holders to avoid spills
• Food-safe and odorless inner layer is food-grade 304 stainless steel, eco-friendly and reusable.
• Comes with a straw and works for coffee, commutes, the gym, the office, or the couch.
• Wash before using rinse the tumbler thoroughly and scald it with boiling water to remove any dust residue from the production process.
• Hand wash only no alcohol cleaners or abrasive scrubbing (protects the printed design).
• Minor variations in color or print placement are normal and expected with UV printing — not a defect.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
• Standard (3-5 business days)
• Item ships 3 to 7 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the tumbler)
Returns
• Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.
• You have 7 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.
