Hidden Profanity Tumbler, F*ck All The Way Off
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$29.99 - Regular price
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$29.99
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This hidden profanity tumbler looks like a cheerful cross stitch chevron pattern until someone gets close enough to read it. The phrase “Fuck All the Way Off” repeats continuously across the entire body, the letterforms interlocking and stacking to disguise themselves as a woven textile texture. From across the room, it’s a pleasant geometric print. Up close, it’s a manifesto.
The polite surface. The feral interior. Your drink stays cold (or hot); your feelings stay (technically) unspoken.
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Design Details
• 360-degree wrap of “Fuck All the Way Off” rendered as dense, interlocking typographic characters that mimic cross stitch or Fair Isle knitting, chevron zigzag bands built entirely from the tiled letterforms
• Three colorways: Rainbow Stripes (blue, green, yellow, orange, red), Bright Stripes (hot pink, magenta, purple, slate blue,teal), Gray Stripes (black, dark gray, medium gray, light gray)
Perfect For
• Bringing to meetings where you’re expected to keep your composure
• The coworker who smiles through every pointless email chain
• A gift for anyone whose inner monologue deserves a vessel
• People who want their drinkware to match their energy without HR getting involved
Materials & Care
• White tumbler body with stainless steel accents at rim and base
• Capacity 20oz,
• Product Size: 2.8"x3.4"x6.6".
• Double-walled stainless steel keeps drinks hot or cold for hours — with a sealed push-pull polysterene lid for sip-direct or straw use.
• Stability its wide-top, narrow-bottom design ensures stable placement in car cup holders to avoid spills
• Food-safe and odorless inner layer is food-grade 304 stainless steel, eco-friendly and reusable.
• Comes with a straw and works for coffee, commutes, the gym, the office, or the couch.
• Wash before using rinse the tumbler thoroughly and scald it with boiling water to remove any dust residue from the production process.
• Hand wash only no alcohol cleaners or abrasive scrubbing (protects the printed design).
• Minor variations in color or print placement are normal and expected with UV printing — not a defect.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
• Standard (3-5 business days)
• Item ships 3 to 7 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the tumbler)
Returns
• Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.
• You have 7 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.



















Hidden Profanity Tumbler, F*ck All The Way Off
- Regular price
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$29.99 - Regular price
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- Sale price
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$29.99




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