Hidden Profanity Mug, Go F*ck Yourself Cross Stitch Pattern

This hidden profanity mug is the most polite-looking way to say exactly what you mean. Wrapped in a full-circumference chevron pattern that mimics the look of a Nordic fair isle knit, every band of "stitches" spells out GO FUCK YOURSELF in rotating cross-stitch letterforms — completely invisible at a glance, absolutely unmistakable up close.

• Two Design Colors: Gray Stripes (light gray to charcoal gradient on white) and Bright Stripes (teal/navy, yellow, and green)
• Bright Stripes available on three mug styles: all-white body, navy accent (navy interior and handle), or yellow accent (yellow interior and handle)
• 11oz or 15oz

It looks right at home on a farmhouse shelf or a craft room windowsill. It just has opinions.