• Hidden message ceramic accent mug showing all three colorways — Preppy Pink, Ocean Blue, and Gray & Black — in 11oz and 15oz sizes, with fair isle-style typographic wave pattern
  • Close-up of hidden message mug pattern in deep burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink — dense typographic cross-stitch waves spelling &
  • Close-up of hidden message mug pattern in navy, cornflower blue, teal, and kelly green — layered typographic chevron bands concealing the phrase &
  • Close-up of hidden message mug pattern in charcoal, medium gray, light gray, and black — dense cross-stitch-style typography hiding the phrase &
  • Gray & Black hidden message mug 15oz, handle facing right — four stacked chevron bands of typographic pattern in descending gray tones on white ceramic with black accent
  • Side-by-side size comparison of Gray & Black hidden message mugs: 15oz taller version on left and 11oz standard size on right, both with black accent handles
  • Three Gray & Black hidden message accent mugs arranged together, showing full wrap-around typographic wave pattern in charcoal, gray, and black on white ceramic
  • Ocean & Blue hidden message coffee mug, 15oz, side view — white ceramic with blue handle and interior, four chevron bands in navy, cornflower blue, teal, and kelly green
  • Side-by-side size comparison of Ocean & Blue hidden message mugs: 15oz and 11oz, both with blue accent handles and the four-band typographic wave pattern
  • Three Ocean & Blue hidden message accent mugs arranged together, wrap-around typographic wave pattern transitioning from navy through teal to green on white ceramic
  • Preppy & Pink hidden message coffee mug, 15oz, side view — white ceramic with pink handle and interior, four chevron bands in deep burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink
  • Side-by-side size comparison of Preppy & Pink hidden message mugs: 15oz and 11oz, both showing the four-band fair isle typography pattern with pink accent color
  • Three Preppy & Pink hidden message accent mugs arranged together, showing the full typographic wave pattern in burgundy, sage, forest green, and pink on white ceramic
  • Preppy & Pink hidden message mug 15oz cradled in two hands wearing a gray cable-knit sweater — cozy lifestyle shot showing full typographic cross-stitch pattern in botanical tones
  • White-haired woman drinking from Preppy & Pink hidden message mug — close portrait showing the burgundy, green, and pink fair isle typography pattern on the ceramic
  • Two Preppy & Pink hidden message mugs resting on a wooden kitchen shelf ledge against white tile — overhead lifestyle shot showing both sides of the typographic pattern
  • Mother holding a baby on hip while drinking from Gray & Black hidden message mug 15oz — white tile background lifestyle shot, mug showing charcoal-to-black typographic wave pattern
  • Preppy & Pink hidden message mug 15oz, handle facing right — four stacked undulating bands of hidden-phrase typography in warm botanical tones with pink accent handle
  • Woman drinking from Ocean & Blue hidden message mug 15oz against white tile — close-up showing the navy, blue, teal, and green typographic chevron wave pattern
  • Hand holding Ocean & Blue hidden message mug by its blue handle against a light lavender background — showing the navy-to-green typographic fair isle wave pattern
  • Preppy & Pink hidden message mug 11oz held in both hands outdoors with green plants in background — showing the full burgundy, sage, forest green, and pink typographic pattern
  • Gray & Black hidden message mug 15oz on white pedestal with a pink frosted sprinkle donut leaning against it — lifestyle product shot on warm cream background
  • Product details spec card for hidden message mug: 2 sizes (11oz and 15oz), 3 colorways (Gray & Black, Preppy & Pink, Ocean & Blue), microwave and dishwasher safe, BPA-free
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Dubious Doodles

Hidden Message Mug, I Love My Asshole Kids

$14.99
$14.99
Color: Gray & Black
size

This hidden message mug looks like a textile art piece. Four undulating bands of intricate fair isle-style pattern wrap the entire mug — the kind of design your grandmother might have stitched, if your grandmother had a mouth on her.

  • Available in 11oz and 15oz

It's the kind of mug that sits on your shelf looking completely composed until someone picks it up. Then it's their problem. Available in three color combos so you can match your decor and your mood.

More Information

A fair isle cross stitch hidden message mug that quietly reads I love my asshole kids. Looks composed on the shelf, then it is their problem. Three colorways.
Hidden message ceramic accent mug showing all three colorways — Preppy Pink, Ocean Blue, and Gray & Black — in 11oz and 15oz sizes, with fair isle-style typographic wave pattern
Close-up of hidden message mug pattern in deep burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink — dense typographic cross-stitch waves spelling &
Close-up of hidden message mug pattern in navy, cornflower blue, teal, and kelly green — layered typographic chevron bands concealing the phrase &
Close-up of hidden message mug pattern in charcoal, medium gray, light gray, and black — dense cross-stitch-style typography hiding the phrase &
Gray & Black hidden message mug 15oz, handle facing right — four stacked chevron bands of typographic pattern in descending gray tones on white ceramic with black accent
Side-by-side size comparison of Gray & Black hidden message mugs: 15oz taller version on left and 11oz standard size on right, both with black accent handles
Three Gray & Black hidden message accent mugs arranged together, showing full wrap-around typographic wave pattern in charcoal, gray, and black on white ceramic
Ocean & Blue hidden message coffee mug, 15oz, side view — white ceramic with blue handle and interior, four chevron bands in navy, cornflower blue, teal, and kelly green
Side-by-side size comparison of Ocean & Blue hidden message mugs: 15oz and 11oz, both with blue accent handles and the four-band typographic wave pattern
Three Ocean & Blue hidden message accent mugs arranged together, wrap-around typographic wave pattern transitioning from navy through teal to green on white ceramic
Preppy & Pink hidden message coffee mug, 15oz, side view — white ceramic with pink handle and interior, four chevron bands in deep burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink
Side-by-side size comparison of Preppy & Pink hidden message mugs: 15oz and 11oz, both showing the four-band fair isle typography pattern with pink accent color
Three Preppy & Pink hidden message accent mugs arranged together, showing the full typographic wave pattern in burgundy, sage, forest green, and pink on white ceramic
Preppy & Pink hidden message mug 15oz cradled in two hands wearing a gray cable-knit sweater — cozy lifestyle shot showing full typographic cross-stitch pattern in botanical tones
White-haired woman drinking from Preppy & Pink hidden message mug — close portrait showing the burgundy, green, and pink fair isle typography pattern on the ceramic
Two Preppy & Pink hidden message mugs resting on a wooden kitchen shelf ledge against white tile — overhead lifestyle shot showing both sides of the typographic pattern
Mother holding a baby on hip while drinking from Gray & Black hidden message mug 15oz — white tile background lifestyle shot, mug showing charcoal-to-black typographic wave pattern
Preppy & Pink hidden message mug 15oz, handle facing right — four stacked undulating bands of hidden-phrase typography in warm botanical tones with pink accent handle
Woman drinking from Ocean & Blue hidden message mug 15oz against white tile — close-up showing the navy, blue, teal, and green typographic chevron wave pattern
Hand holding Ocean & Blue hidden message mug by its blue handle against a light lavender background — showing the navy-to-green typographic fair isle wave pattern
Preppy & Pink hidden message mug 11oz held in both hands outdoors with green plants in background — showing the full burgundy, sage, forest green, and pink typographic pattern
Gray & Black hidden message mug 15oz on white pedestal with a pink frosted sprinkle donut leaning against it — lifestyle product shot on warm cream background
Product details spec card for hidden message mug: 2 sizes (11oz and 15oz), 3 colorways (Gray & Black, Preppy & Pink, Ocean & Blue), microwave and dishwasher safe, BPA-free